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‘My mental state is fine,’ explains man to visiting delegation of household items 

March 24, 2021

Luxembourg man mental state fineA Luxembourg man’s mental state is fine despite not having had a normal social interaction in nearly a year, he has insisted to a visiting delegation of household items.

Among the visitors to the man’s Luxembourg City apartment were Deputy Deodorant of Luxembourg’s parliament, Prince Asparagus from the House of Auchan, and a coffee mug that is used daily but was last washed in 2020.

Deputy Deodorant introduced the topic of the man’s condition by saying, “We’re concerned that social isolation had led to the detriment of your psyche.”

“Nonsense,” the man said, directing his attention to Frau Fork von Ikea, who seemed to have a question but lowered her prong. “My mental state is fine.”

“May I offer you a drink, Mr. Ambassador?” the man said to Ambassador Toothbrush of Oral Hygiene. “We’ve got a fine selection of instant coffee. Or would some mint tea be more to your taste?”

When he noticed a bottle of warm beer on the counter, the man’s enthusiasm escalated.

“Madame Battin, so lovely of you to join us today,” he said. “Let’s have a drink, shall we? Pardon the intrusion, but I’ll just remove your hat.”

Sources indicate that based on the success of the encounter, the man has decided to organize a Sunday brunch. 

Among those who have accepted his invitation are Señor Jar of Olives from Spain, Princess Chai Tea from Belgium’s House of Delhaize, and a socialite known as Used Cotton Swab.

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