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Pervert imagines what women look like under their masks

December 1, 2020

Pervert wondering what women look like under masksA pervert who travels around Luxembourg on public transport has allegedly been staring at the bottom half of women’s faces in a sick attempt to imagine what they look like under their masks. 

“That bastard was staring at my cheeks the whole bus ride,” said Ruby Polimer, who fell victim to the man’s lecherous gaze while on her way to work on Monday morning.

“All the way from Place de l’Étoile to Auchan, he was looking at my chin,” said Fern Isamora, who had the misfortune to get stuck near the degenerate on the tram. 

“His eyes moved ever so slowly up to the straps on my ears,” said Karla Mangan, who found herself standing across from the nutcase on a Luxembourg train. “Like he was fantasizing about my mask falling off.”

When surrounded by an angry masked mob that demanded he cease his perversions, the pervert claimed he’s not a pervert at all. While admitting he has wondered what the bare, naked nose of a waitress in his favorite restaurant looks like, he says he suffers from severe myopia and has difficulty making out faces at all.

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