The Luxembourg government has announced that steps towards deconfinement could begin within a couple of weeks. What are the top 10 ways residents are preparing to re-enter society?
1. Cleaning off dried soup that’s been stuck to chin for last six weeks
2. Posting sticky notes around home to remind self to cover bottom half of body before returning to workplace
3. Trying to glue back clumps of hair we’ve pulled out…
4. …first using our kid’s Crayola markers to try to cover up the grey
5. Developing emotional toughness so we don’t cry during first time back at restaurant
6. Planning emergency escape route in case someone at work coughs
7. Reading articles in women’s magazines about which color mask will make face appear thinner
8. Sitting in our parked car for one hour in morning, evening to get used to commute again
9. Practicing using elbows to open doors, push elevator buttons, type emails, do everything
10. Preparing case for boss why it’s now clear we can work from home 100 percent of time
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Originally published by RTL Today on April 30, 2020