It might seem like a distant memory, but the unusually nice summer of 2018 was not that long ago. What did you do during this year’s annual few days of sun? “This summer was amazing. I took my dog on a long walk around the lake in Echternach. I didn’t even have to wear a […]
Archives for April 2018
‘Desire for emojis’ turns Luxembourg 9-year-old into vicious crime boss
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Using lies, threats, and old-fashioned schoolyard taunts, a local child amassed so many Cactus emojis that she is now considered to be the country’s number one crime boss. Nine-year-old Sophie Goergen became the subject of an investigation earlier this month after reports emerged that she had illicitly obtained hundreds of the tiny figures […]
Terror as man walks around Luxembourg City smiling at strangers
An unidentified man has left a trail of confusion and fear after having spent much of the day smiling at total strangers, say officials. On Wednesday, a 20-something male was reported to have smiled at no fewer than 10 people, many of them employed in the service industry. In some cases, he went on to […]
The summer’s sexiest new umbrellas
Luxembourg Wurst Magazine, Spring 2018
Sun in Luxembourg: how to survive
Every year, thousands of residents of the Grand Duchy suffer from confusion, fear, and physical injury when something commonly known as “the sun” briefly appears in the sky. Follow these tips to stay safe. Don’t panic Is there a giant ball of fire in the sky? Yes. But does that mean it’s the end of […]