In response to the question why there is not more public criticism of the the new Covid-19 law, the government’s hardline stance against protestors, and last weekend’s show of force that involved hundreds or even thousands of cops, many of them imported, and an actual water cannon, it has been revealed that everyone is getting […]
Hundreds of foreign cops in riot gear? A freakin’ water cannon? Here’s a photo of a kitten instead
Isn’t this kitten cute? He’s kind of like, “Oh, I can’t be bothered. What? Oh, food. Yeah, in a little bit, when I’ve finished my nap.” But seriously, as far as kittens go, this one is one of the cutest. If you belonged to us, we’d name you Sleepyhead. There’s nothing weird about hundreds of […]
Bettel to make vaccinations not non-mandatory
In response to confusion as to why the government just doesn’t make vaccines mandatory for everyone if that is what it really wants, Luxembourg Prime Minister Xavier Bettel has confirmed he will make vaccines not non-mandatory. “It would not be right to oblige an ordinary person to get the jab if that person doesn’t want […]
May I suggest you start with a bizarre ritual in which I scan your phone to see what’s in your blood?
Moien, bonjour, and hello. Welcome to Chez Gaël. Is it your first time here? Oh, wonderful. Yes, we have been here for five years now. A long time. You live in the neighborhood, but you have not dined with us before? A pity! But at least you are here this evening. Could I start you […]
Mother wondering if it’s reasonable to already be going to gangbangs again
A Luxembourg mother who attended a gangbang with her husband on Wednesday night has expressed concern by what she says is a reckless return to group sex gatherings. “Looking at all these maskless people with their naked bodies and sweaty limbs intertwined in all sorts of positions, I wonder if we’re all jumping back into […]
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