The organization that represents cannibals in the Grand Duchy is speaking out against the government, claiming that it’s “dangerous and irresponsible” to continue allowing gatherings of two or three people. “As we all learned in science class, all you need for virus transmission to occur are two individuals,” said Luxembourg Union of Cannibals president Jean […]
‘Meteor’ just man racing to get home before 11 p.m. curfew
What appeared to be a meteor shooting through the sky above Luxembourg on Tuesday night turned out to be a driver racing to get home before curfew. A truck driver spotted the ball of fire passing him on the A13 motorway shortly before 11 p.m., and dozens of law-abiding people at home in the south […]
Couple stop calling dog their ‘child’ due to 2-guest rule
Following the passage of the two-guests-maximum rule in November, a couple from Esch-sur-Alzette have finally stopped referring to their dog as their “child.” For years, Susana Carvalhosa and António Ferreira, both 32, claimed that Mimi was their human offspring, which at first garnered some “oohs” and “awws” but quickly began to annoy everybody. However, a […]
‘Ghost in Luxembourg window’ just man who’s been stuck teleworking since he moved here
A supposed ghost inhabiting the attic studio of an apartment building in Luxembourg City is simply a new arrival who’s been stuck working from home since he moved here two months ago, it has been revealed. The case, known as the “Haunting of Hollerich,” had baffled and excited residents of the building as well as […]
St. Nicolas arrested for breaking Luxembourg curfew
St. Nicolas, the legendary figure known locally as De Kleeschen, was arrested late Saturday night after being stopped by police for breaking curfew. Around 2:30 a.m, the maskless Nicolas was observed riding a donkey along a dark stretch of the E29 between Junglinster and Gonderange. After he was issued a fine of 145 euros, officers […]
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