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Knock A Shining Dog

Bless the heart of the innocent child and wrap him in a blanket of love: expat believes he’ll find a contractor for a small home project

March 11, 2026

Impossibility of finding a contractor for a small project in Luxembourg

Luxembourg has unleashed a collective “aww, cute” after an expat stated he was going to try to find a company for a small project for his house: installing a doorbell.  The man, now viewed as more like a child who knows little in the ways of the world, exposed his angelic obliviousness while chatting with […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

A good guy: contractor knocks off 25% of expat exploitation fee

January 28, 2026

In a show of extreme generosity, a company that was contacted to do some minor roofing work has agreed to knock 25 percent off the standard expat exploitation fee.  Damien Fils, co-owner of Fils & Fils, spent around 30 seconds examining a leaky skylight from a distance of six meters, all while texting his wife, […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

4 new ministries that expats desperately need

December 4, 2025

Expat Ministries

While it is nice having ministries like the Ministry of Sport and the Ministry of Agriculture to ensure that cyclists wear tight shorts and apples taste sweet, there are no ministries that deal with issues that matter most to expats. Here are four such ministries that the government needs to create.  Ministry of Not Very […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article

November is Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur time!

November 17, 2025

Traditional Luxembourgish food Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur

Hey there, fellow expats! Some of you may be experiencing your first November in Luxembourg, and I’m sure you’re ready for this month to end so you can start enjoying the delicious treats of the Christmas markets. Not so fast!  For me and many people, November means just one thing: Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur! Is Snèikenlekenschluppkachglasur a soup? […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

A real King Solomon: this expat is neither automatically critical nor reflexively defensive of Luxembourg

October 24, 2025

Wise expat in Luxembourg

An expat is being hailed as a paragon of fairness and wisdom after it was revealed that he is capable of being neither systematically critical nor overly defensive of Luxembourg. He was called to weigh in on a dispute in which a group of expat friends was having a heated expat discussion about roadworks. One […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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