Dozens of HR departments and recruitment agencies in Luxembourg have confirmed receiving a CV that is composed entirely of the candidate’s hyphenated family name. The CV, which by one count contains 324 individual surnames, appears to come from a Spanish candidate, although some have pointed out that she might also come from Latin America. “She’s […]
A silver lining: burglars also steal the kachkéis
In what’s being called proof that every cloud has a silver lining, burglars who broke into a home in Bertrange and stole dozens of items also took a 500-gram tub of kachkéis from the family’s refrigerator. David Cattanach, who left his home for two hours on Saturday with his wife and son to attend the […]
New ‘third-option’ flush for expats who take larger shits
As proof Luxembourg wants everyone to feel welcomed, a local design company has unveiled a toilet with a more powerful third-option flush designed for expats whose shits are more massive than those of locals. “We aim to make Luxembourg a place where all people feel recognized, regardless of their background, lifestyle, or the size of […]
Beast mode: expat TOTALLY KILLS IT by speaking 3 words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff
A man who moved to Luxembourg 15 years ago and since then has made little effort to learn any of the official languages has nevertheless totally proved himself to be a linguistic rock star by speaking three words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff. The display of impromptu kick-assery happened on Friday morning when the […]
Council of Expats condemn newcomer who had nerve to publicly complain
A newcomer to Luxembourg who publicly expressed a few complaints about relocating and living here has been roundly rejected by the Council of Expats. The Council, composed of the smuggest transplants who are fiercely proud of the rather mundane fact that they have lived here for a certain number of years, issued the rebuke following […]
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