Saying he doesn’t understand why people make such a big deal about the muggings that now seem to occur every week, a man who moved to Luxembourg from a big city says you should see how it is where he’s from. “Back home, we’ve got proper street crime,” he said with a look of pride […]
Alert after Luxembourger infiltrates expat group
A red alert was issued on Wednesday after it was revealed that a Luxembourger had infiltrated a popular expats Facebook group. The infiltration was discovered after one of the group’s 8000-plus members asked for a cheese suggestion, to which a member named Estephania Makris responded, “Kachkéis.” When another member wrote that he’d tried kachkéis and […]
Desperate Thionville couple offer to pay for PCR tests, smuggle friends over border
An expat couple who moved to Thionville from Luxembourg City have grown so desperate for visitors that they’re now offering to pay for PCR tests for anyone who will visit them. “That’s fine if you don’t want to get a test,” said Lola Hirsch, who made the move with her partner more than three years ago […]
Expat who moved here for 10x salary of home country shocked that services here cost 10x more
A woman who moved to Luxembourg with her husband because he earns ten times more here than in their home county has announced she is shocked that services also cost ten times more. “I hired a plumber to fix a leak in our kitchen, and he charged 95 euros an hour,” she said. “Absurd. Back […]
Prehistoric cave art shows weird new arrival smiling at everyone
Proving that newcomers to Luxembourg have always brought foolish customs from their homelands, recently discovered cave art in the capital depicts a new arrival smiling at everyone. The figure, shown with what appears to be an Ibex-hide suitcase and a stone tablet on which he’s going to scatch images of Luxembourg City to share on […]
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