FIDDELANGE – After years of muted hostility between them that has ranged from “a tense nothingness” to “nearly perceptible dislike,” an expat and his Luxembourgish neighbor have signed a peace agreement. Cole Sanderson, 31, and Robert Kremer, 72, have been at odds since Sanderson moved to Luxembourg – and a house in the neighborhood – […]
How to pretend you’re rich when friends from your home country visit
When friends from home find out you moved to Luxembourg, they do a little Googling and invariably say “oh, rich country, you must have a Ferrari now,” and you’re like, “uh, yeah.” Everything is good, your ego is fat, and your reputation back home is secure until your friends announce plans to visit. You look […]
Group holds seance to commune with spirit of friend who moved over German border
A group of friends who live near Luxembourg City held a seance on Wednesday evening in an attempt to communicate with a friend they lost to Germany nearly six years ago. Gregorius Saphir was pulled into a border village on what was an otherwise peaceful summer’s day, a tragic event which still haunts the group […]
Expat wearing ‘house clothes’ while shopping reprimanded
An expat who went shopping while wearing “inappropriately casual” clothes that are “more suitable for an afternoon of scrubbing mold from bathroom walls” has been reprimanded. While playing video games on Saturday afternoon, expat Christa Drabgarb, 25, decided she needed a few things from the store. Wearing an old grey sweatsuit with a hole above […]
Alien in Luxembourg hoped for ‘more enthusiastic reception’
A being from another galaxy that arrived in Luxembourg City last week has announced it expected a more enthusiastic reception. “Considering that my skin glows in the dark, I’m three meters tall, and I’ve travelled from a planet 240 million light years away, you think I’d raise an eyebrow or two,” said the being, who […]
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