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Knock A Shining Dog

A Faustian nightmare: he got to travel back in time to buy a house when the market was better, but now he’s condemned to hang out at City Concorde every afternoon for the rest of eternity

September 24, 2020

A Faustian nightmare: he got to travel back in time to buy a house, but now he has to hang out at City Concorde every afternoon for the rest of eternity

What sounded like the deal of a lifetime has turned into a Faustian nightmare for one Luxembourg man after he made a deal with the Devil to be able to buy a house at the market price of several decades ago. “I was browsing atHome, and I realized I would never be able to afford […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Real Estate

Doctors successfully remove rental deposit from Luxembourg landlord’s butt

September 23, 2020

Rental deposit Luxembourg in landlords butt

A Luxembourg woman who waited almost a year to get back her rental deposit is celebrating after a team of doctors successfully removed the entire 3600-euro amount from her former landlord’s butt.  Alania Clangamora, 29, was surprised when she didn’t get the money back right away after moving out, she says, considering all she ever […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Health, Real Estate

Man at bus stop ‘exposed his emotions to total strangers’

September 22, 2020

Exhibitionist Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE – Dozens of people at a bus stop were left feeling socially violated on Monday evening after a man exposed his emotions to them. The incident occurred in the city center when an unknown individual, who was looking at his phone, began laughing. Aware others had noticed him, he held up his phone, explaining […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City

Outrage after foyer employee ‘wore fake tattoos to get job’

September 22, 2020

Luxembourg foyer tattoos

A Luxembourg City woman has been released from employment by a foyer scolaire after it was revealed that her arm tattoos, which are generally a requirement for all staff, were fake.  The deception was uncovered on Wednesday afternoon by an observant five-year-old who noticed that the sunflower on the 25-year-old woman’s shoulder had begun to […]

Filed Under: Education, Featured Article

Woman dreams of being able to shit at work

September 17, 2020

Woman dreams of being able to shit at work

A woman who describes her work life as “pleasant and fulfilling” says that she does have one major complaint, which is that she is unable to take care of all her business in the office toilet.  “I would love to be able to shit at work,” said lawyer Milena Sargsyan, 29, who has been employed […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

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