ALZINGEN – What started off as a fun evening of alcohol, grilled food, and the casual expulsion of millions of virus particles was quickly ruined when a friend showed up wearing a face mask. Just an hour into the BBQ, everyone was drunk enough to forget about the pandemic thing that has annoyed everyone for […]
Middle-aged business traveller at Gare cash machine obviously wants to be approached by drug dealer
THE GARE — Insisting he doesn’t like to use such sales tactics, a dealer who hangs out near the Luxembourg City train station says he’s got a very strong feeling that a middle-aged business traveller secretly wants to be approached while standing at a cash machine. The 27-year-old dealer admits that it’s not polite to […]
Luxembourg store employee returns to full-time not giving a shit
BERTRANGE — A store employee who has spent the last month being apathetic part-time has returned to full-time not giving a shit. “It took a few weeks to get back into the routine and remember how to show minimal interest in the petty concerns of those who enter these premises,” said Damien Sellier, who had […]
Luxembourg to install thousands of contactless auto-pay radars
In order to more quickly fill the nation’s depleted coffers and save drivers the trouble of having to make a bank transfer after getting a speeding ticket, dozens of radar units fixed with contactless payment terminals are being installed around Luxembourg. Thanks to new technology, the radar units will automatically deduct fines from the bank […]
Luxembourgish ultra-nationalists demand newcomers say ‘moien’ more often
A group of Luxembourgish ultra-nationalists gathered in the city center on Wednesday to demand that newcomers use the standard Luxembourgish greeting “moien” more frequently. “People move here and learn the word ‘moien’ and they use it like two, three times per week, just when they’re out shopping, really,” said organizer Marc Grosbous. “They should be […]
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