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Panic as ‘giant ball of fire’ appears above Luxembourg

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Widespread confusion and panic overtook much of Luxembourg-ville and its environs today after an object resembling “a giant ball of fire” appeared in the sky, according to hundreds of witnesses. Jeannette Kuchen, who commutes to Luxembourg from Metz, says that as soon as she exited the Gare this morning, she observed hundreds of […]

Luxembourg to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with traditional Irish Bofferding foam hand and green jumbo glasses

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Saying that it’s important to recognize the life of a noteworthy saint while honoring Ireland and its people, residents of Luxembourg are preparing to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by heading out into the city dressed in traditional giant green foam hands and jumbo glasses emblazoned with the Bofferding logo. Marc Heinen, an Ireland-lover […]

Wow: Luxembourg entrepreneur said ‘blockchain’ in empty room and now a bunch of excited people are throwing money at him

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — In a testament to how hot this technology is, an unknown entrepreneur walked into an empty meeting room in Kirchberg and said “blockchain” — and suddenly he was surrounded by dozens of people throwing funds at him. When asked why he had sprinted there from an office down the street, one fund manager […]

Luxembourg commuters sort of jealous of man drinking beer outside Gare at 8:15 am

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Despite expressing feelings ranging from pity to disgust, a majority of commuters hurrying past a man drinking beer outside the Gare at 8:15 a.m. admit that they are simply jealous. “That’s shameful to be getting drunk in public, so early in the morning while everyone else heads off to have a productive day […]