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French boss throws a little English into presentation and people are like, mon dieu, he’s good

The French-speaking director of a mostly French-speaking company based in Bertrange has just blown the minds of his team by using several English expressions during an all-hands meeting.  The show of linguistic force began on Thursday at 9:35 a.m. when Philippe Flavy, 45, announced that the company would be moving to a cloud computing service […]

This expat said Luxembourg has no good beer so his neighbors threw him in a pool of local craft beer and yes it’s delicious but he would kindly like to get out now because it’s been 4 hours and the point has been made

A 59-year-old expat has been forced to take back his remark that Luxembourg has no good beer –  in the most enjoyable way possible.  Junglinster resident Thomas Malloy, 59, who moved to Luxembourg three years ago, offhandedly said to several people at the annual neighborhood party that while he likes living in the country, “it […]

Wild farmers to be reintroduced to Luxembourg City 

Saying they were once as common as young men on electric scooters are today, wildlife officials have announced they are going to reintroduce wild farmers to Luxembourg City.  “For millennia, farmers could be found everywhere, from the area that is now called Cloche d’Or all the way to the Kirchberg plateau,” said biologist Penelope Bambridge. […]

Woman going to center for huge street party looks for clothes that will match spilled drinks, ashes, sweat from strangers

A Luxembourg City woman who is going to the all-night party in the center in celebration of National Day on June 23 has spent nearly two hours looking for the right outfit to match all the random substances that will end up on her before the night’s end, she says.  “Red from the Negroni I’ll […]

Wine snob to transition to weed snob 

A wine snob from Sandweiler has announced that as soon as recreational cannabis becomes legalized, he will immediately transition to being a weed snob.  Philippe Vineux, 34, admits that he has only smoked cannabis a handful of times, most recently last summer in Barcelona during a music festival where friends later reported he was dancing […]