In what is being called a case of extreme aggression bordering on pathological rage, a Luxembourg asshole has been using his phone to call people. According to reports, Pedro Ferreira has verbally contacted as many as nine people in the last week alone. The victims include three friends, two colleagues, and a family member who […]
Office one sharp word away from total collapse
A Luxembourg company that employs more than 120 people is facing certain ruin if even a single sharp word is said within its building, it has been revealed. The precariousness is due to end-of-the-year pressure, a sickening lack of sunlight, and seasonal malaise suffered by nearly all of the employees of Luxlo Services, say local […]
Expat wants you to know he has seen worse snow
A man who happens to come from a more mountainous part of the world has taken the opportunity to remind you that he has seen more snow than this. “That’s funny that they’re making a big deal about this so-called snow,” he said on Thursday morning to highly interested colleagues. “It’s nothing, just a few […]
Couple finally have use for ridiculously expensive Arctic explorer coats
Five years after spending a small fortune on them, a Luxembourg couple have finally found a use for the matching luxury winter coats they purchased. The couple have only occasionally worn the coats, which are branded as being designed for Arctic explorers, each cost more than €1200 euros, and are made with certified “real goose […]
Oops, he did it again: expat says ‘moien’ to woman he doesn’t know
A Luxembourg City man has been forced to apologize after he once again greeted someone he doesn’t actually know, in this case, a woman walking her dog. In his defense, Joseph Cobb claims that the woman lives in his neighborhood and that they have walked past each other hundreds of times, sometimes even solemnly acknowledging […]
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