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Couple finally have use for ridiculously expensive Arctic explorer coats

Five years after spending a small fortune on them, a Luxembourg couple have finally found a use for the matching luxury winter coats they purchased. The couple have only occasionally worn the coats, which are branded as being designed for Arctic explorers, each cost more than €1200 euros, and are made with certified “real goose […]

Oops, he did it again: expat says ‘moien’ to woman he doesn’t know

A Luxembourg City man has been forced to apologize after he once again greeted someone he doesn’t actually know, in this case, a woman walking her dog. In his defense, Joseph Cobb claims that the woman lives in his neighborhood and that they have walked past each other hundreds of times, sometimes even solemnly acknowledging […]

Excellent choice, sir: why suspect photos in Luxembourg are aged like a fine whisky before release

In a network of tunnels below Luxembourg City is the cave where suspect photos are stored and aged like fine whisky until they are ready to be released to the public, explain law enforcement officials. Officer Marco Trausch, who oversees the aging process, took the Wurst on a tour, explaining that when a photo of […]

Real-life Dora the Explorer expat crosses border to buy kid’s bike

Drawing comparisons with the animated seven-year-old heroine Dora the Explorer, an intrepid expat has crossed into the wild borderlands of Belgium to buy a used children’s bicycle. Caroline Curagis says that she was inspired to make the journey into the wild on Monday morning after spotting an advert for the item on Facebook Marketplace. “Only […]

Survey: most commuters will continue driving even if it means pushing car to work

Despite measures to dissuade commuters from driving to work including restrictions on office building parking spaces and investment in public transport, nearly all commuters who drive to work will continue doing so even if it means they have to push their cars to work, it has been revealed. The Luxembourg Automobile Club (LAC) conducted a […]