Officials in Luxembourg have reminded the public about the importance of respecting traditions after a woman gave her boyfriend a sweet bretzel, causing him to turn into an egg. The incident occurred on Sunday, Bretzelsonndeg (Pretzel Sunday), just moments after Astrid Knoop surprised her partner Matthias Buchler with the almond-encrusted pastry. “He said, ‘oh, a […]
How to get back your rental deposit in Luxembourg
Many people in Luxembourg who rent a home believe they will get back their deposits as long as they don’t damage anything, but that’s not always the case. Follow these five tips to avoid disagreements when it’s time to move out. Think minimalist Much of the damage that occurs to a property is caused by […]
Entrepreneur opens knife sharpening business in Limpertsberg
Following a series of daytime robbery-related stabbings in Luxembourg City’s most expensive neighborhood, a local entrepreneur has responded by opening a pop-up knife sharpening service. “I’m not a business genius, I’m just a simple man who can read the signs,” says Gino Pugnale, who now sharpens knives from the back of a van in Limpertsberg. […]
GuttFellas, possibly coming to a cinema near you
A young international school student, Hendrick Hill, starts running errands for the local Luxembougish mafia, D’Famill, a group of wealthy property owners who actually don’t engage in much crime or violence apart from taking a really (really!) long time to give back rental deposits and driving their Porsches while totally drunk. Even though Hendrick is […]
Western porn star pulls out of Russian
Saying that he cannot wait any longer, European adult film star Rocco Wilder has announced that effective immediately, he is going to pull out of his Russian co-star. “Is that okay with you?” he said to director Frank D’Amore. “Me and Valeriya, we’ve been going at it for 22 minutes straight.” After getting approval, Wilder […]
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