Everyone likes money, especially when all you have to do is sacrifice a little bit of your national pride to get it. Here are seven ideas for sponsorship deals that could bring the duchy some easy money. Red Bull Bridge Give this iconic bridge Taurine-powered oomph by teaming up with the preferred drink of under-21 […]
Newcomer assumed greeting kisses involved the tongue
A newcomer to Luxembourg has apologized for having slipped the tongue to dozens of innocent and unsuspecting people, saying that he misunderstood the concept of greeting kisses. Tyler Skoby, 22, arrived in Luxembourg two weeks ago to spend the summer with his aunt, who soon after her nephew’s arrival gave a five-minute speech about cultural […]
Tram line to be extended to this guy’s place because he’s always late
Transportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late. “This guy is never on time for anything, and frankly, we’re fed up,” said Ministry of Mobility and Public Works spokesperson Aristotle Kirkandian. “We don’t see any other solution.” Between the […]
Luxembourg just happy to make international news
Luxembourg has announced that although the circumstances aren’t ideal, it is pleased to have made the international news in recent days following allegations that a local award-winning painter plagiarized the work of a well-known photographer. “Accusations of artistic theft are never fun,” Luxembourg said in response to the international outcry. “Maybe our boy went too […]
New dog owners to get parental leave
After years of referring to their canines as their children, new dog owners in Luxembourg will finally be entitled to six months of full-time parental leave. The move is being lauded considering the effort it takes to train a dog, forge a bond, and teach it to do tricks like walking on its hind legs […]
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