Researchers at the Luxembourg Center for Infectious Branding have issued a dire warning that the upcoming year might see a particularly virulent outbreak of Letz-branded names. “We thought 2019 was a bad year in terms of the number of startups with names like Letz Make Yogurt, Letz Design Your Home Office, and Letz Make Darling […]
‘Now stock the shelves,’ supermarkets tell you
Following their success in getting customers to check themselves out, a consortium of supermarkets operating in Luxembourg have announced that you should now stock the shelves. “You’re getting really good at doing our work for us,” said consortium president Del O’Chan. “Well, actually, you’re terrible at scanning, and it always takes you seven minutes to […]
Native mullet discovered in north of Luxembourg
Proving that the fashions of the 80s and early 90s have not gone extinct everywhere in Luxembourg, a genuine mullet has been discovered in the north. The hairdo was first observed by a group of tourists who had stopped for lunch in Clervaux. Upon returning home, one of the tourists sent a photo of the […]
The 5 types of parking lot villains
Most drivers in Luxembourg do their best to fit their cars neatly into parking lot spaces, even when their vehicle is some kind of obscene luxury Jeep that no one actually has an excuse to drive, and the parking space was designed for a Twingo. However, there exists a subset of drivers whose lack of […]
Beast mode: expat TOTALLY KILLS IT by speaking 3 words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff
A man who moved to Luxembourg 15 years ago and since then has made little effort to learn any of the official languages has nevertheless totally proved himself to be a linguistic rock star by speaking three words of Luxembourgish to recycling center staff. The display of impromptu kick-assery happened on Friday morning when the […]
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