LUXEMBOURG CITY – In a moment of inspiration, a real estate agent showing a unit in a new luxury apartment building in the Gare district has claimed the drug dealer downstairs as “an amenity.” “This unit has three bedrooms and two bathrooms, one of which is en suite,” said Antonio Lopes, giving a young couple […]
Luxembourg newspaper would like to inform you of minor celebrity story from US
Saying they have exhausted their coverage of all possible topics from Luxembourg, the Greater Region, Europe, and the rest of the world, a local newspaper has announced it will now turn its attention – and yours – to a minor celebrity story from the US. “That actress from California, you know the one, she was […]
New ‘Greyola’ crayons for Luxembourg market
Calling it an opportunity that should have been seized a long time ago, Crayola has released a set of crayons for the Luxembourg market that consists only of shades of grey. The company came up with the idea after being contacted by a Luxembourg City father who complained that his child was using her usual […]
Betrayal at the crosswalk: pedestrian doesn’t give you little wave
In what is being called “the ultimate act of betrayal” and “a sign that society is on the verge of collapse,” a pedestrian has failed to give a little wave of thanks after you let him cross the street. The backstabbing took place on Thursday afternoon, and it was made all the more audacious considering […]
Bettel to make vaccinations not non-mandatory
In response to confusion as to why the government just doesn’t make vaccines mandatory for everyone if that is what it really wants, Luxembourg Prime Minister Xavier Bettel has confirmed he will make vaccines not non-mandatory. “It would not be right to oblige an ordinary person to get the jab if that person doesn’t want […]
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