Customers and employees of a Luxembourg City restaurant had no choice but to watch in disgust on Thursday as a customer taking a Covid rapid test removed the mucus-covered swab from his nose. “How am I supposed to finish my pasta now?” said one diner who, in the middle of chewing, spat out strands of […]
New sci-fi movie about world in which you can shop without wearing a mask and go to McDonald’s without disclosing what’s in your blood
A locally produced science-fiction movie that depicts a “vividly imagined but dangerous and obviously unrealistic world” has been released. “One Day” follows a young Luxembourg man named Rob who takes a Friday off from work and spends the morning shopping with his girlfriend, visiting a library, and taking a bus around the capital – all […]
Freelancer spends entire day trying to show, scan own CovidCheck
A Luxembourg freelancer who works from home has lost eight hours of productivity trying to scan his own digital CovidCheck certificate, it has been revealed. “I downloaded the CovidCheck application as well as a digital certificate showing I’ve been vaccinated twice and that I’ve received a booster shot,” said Geronimo Torres. “Before allowing myself to […]
Company holds meeting to choose best dull ‘Happy Year Year’ image for social media
Members of a communications department have held a meeting to decide which totally uninspired Happy New Year image they will share on the company social media accounts. “It’s been a tough year, for our shareholders, customers, and the other people who for some weird reason follow us on social media,” said communications manager Isadora Hendrez. […]
How to save money by telling your kids Santa failed CovidCheck
While it feels good to give your children expensive gifts that will become obsolete and boring in exactly 11 days, consider giving your finances a little break. Here’s how to get away with spending no money on Christmas presents for your kids while avoiding all blame. A few hours before gifts normally miraculously appear, express […]
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