I’ll never forget when we first started hearing about the coronavirus back in early 2020, and we were advised to wear masks, avoid other people, and use hand sanitizer as much as we could. As for masking and social distancing, that’s been easy. It’s nice not having to shave or brush my teeth, and as […]
Teen bullied for not having had Covid
A Luxembourg City teenager who is the only one in his class to have never been infected by Covid-19 is being ridiculed for it, it has been revealed. Witnesses say that lycée student Pol Tanneur, 15, is targeted several times per day, with other students mocking him for his inexperience. “I have Covid, like, four […]
‘Dry January’ rightly abandoned after 6 days
Realizing that wine, beer, and spirits provide a vital cushion of emotional comfort during a dismal period, Luxembourg has decided to abandon “Dry January,” the quixotic plan to give up alcohol for the whole month. “We kept it up for 120 hours, and we feel that we have made our point,” said Luxembourg spokesperson Viviane […]
Entire restaurant forced to watch as customer removes mucus-covered swab from nose
Customers and employees of a Luxembourg City restaurant had no choice but to watch in disgust on Thursday as a customer taking a Covid rapid test removed the mucus-covered swab from his nose. “How am I supposed to finish my pasta now?” said one diner who, in the middle of chewing, spat out strands of […]
New sci-fi movie about world in which you can shop without wearing a mask and go to McDonald’s without disclosing what’s in your blood
A locally produced science-fiction movie that depicts a “vividly imagined but dangerous and obviously unrealistic world” has been released. “One Day” follows a young Luxembourg man named Rob who takes a Friday off from work and spends the morning shopping with his girlfriend, visiting a library, and taking a bus around the capital – all […]
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