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Prehistoric cave art shows weird new arrival smiling at everyone

March 5, 2021

Luxembourg cave art

Proving that newcomers to Luxembourg have always brought foolish customs from their homelands, recently discovered cave art in the capital depicts a new arrival smiling at everyone.  The figure, shown with what appears to be an Ibex-hide suitcase and a stone tablet on which he’s going to scatch images of Luxembourg City to share on […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourg History

Melusina was probably a salamander, say biologists

March 1, 2021

Melusina salamander

Following centuries of insistence that the legendary Melusina was a woman who happened to have a fish tail, scientists now say it’s pretty clear she was probably more like a salamander. “It’s not because I’ve got a PhD in biology that I can say she was an amphibian,” said Dr. Claudine Max of the University […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg History

‘Wait, no, we’re actually against free movement,’ confirms government 

February 25, 2021

Police Luxembourg curfew

Following recent claims from the minister of foreign affairs that it’s wrong to limit free movement, the government has backtracked, now insisting it’s perfectly acceptable to limit free movement. “Jean Asselborn was just talking a rubbish when he said all that stuff in defence of free movement,” said a government source, referring to remarks Asselborn […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

How to say ‘Yo bitches, where’s my vaccine?’ in a nice way

February 24, 2021

Vaccine Luxembourg bitches vaccine

Most of us who have relocated to Luxembourg like it here. Many of us love the country. And you probably know at least one expat who loves it in a way that is still illegal in many parts of the world.  However, in the time of Covid, our warm feelings for the country are peppered […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Politics and Government

Fun things to do when you’ve done everything else

February 23, 2021

Fun things to do in Luxembourg

You’ve watched everything on Netflix, read all your books, and you’ve done so much scrolling on your phone that your thumb could win a bodybuilding contest. Now you face total boredom. But don’t lose hope. There are still plenty of fun things to do. Play ‘Can we go to Ikea?’ drinking game  A simple game. […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle

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