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American defeats French resident in Luxembourg Monolingual Championships

February 12, 2019

Luxembourg monolingual champion

An American has been named Luxembourg’s top monolingual after narrowly beating a French resident who had held the title for three years. Project engineer Robin Slater, from the U.S. state of Iowa, defeated Ludovic Binard, originally from Dijon, in a brutal final match during which they incomprehensibly spoke at each other for three hours. Although […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, French, Languages

Frustrated Luxembourg teen doesn’t know which of 5 languages to vandalize in

December 13, 2018

Frustrated Luxembourg teen doesn't know which of 5 languages to vandalize in

KAYL — What started off as a mission to spray paint a simple anti-capitalist message on an old building turned into a frustrating ordeal for one teen when he couldn’t figure out which of his five languages to use. Yannick Pereira, 17, had hoped to spray paint the words “I shop therefore I am” to […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, French, German, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Languages, Luxembourgish

New support group for people who get nationality but still can’t speak Luxembourgish

November 19, 2018

New support group for people who get Luxembourgish nationality but can’t speak the language

In an upscale cafe on the Grand Rue in Luxembourg’s capital, Helen Porter and six other adults stand in a circle and hold hands. “We are Luxembourgish, we deserve to be Luxembourgish, but we cannot speak Luxembourgish,” they say in unison. “And that’s okay.” Porter is leading a weekly meeting for people who obtained the […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourgish

Expat receives cryptic manuscript in mail

November 6, 2018

Luxembourg expat receives cryptic manuscript in mail

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A woman who is relatively new to the Grand Duchy has found herself “totally perplexed” by a cryptic booklet she mysteriously received in the mail last month. Michelle Hedeman, an Amazon employee who was transferred to Luxembourg in March, says that immediately upon inspecting the 122-page manuscript, she knew it contained secrets. “Page after […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourg City, Politics and Government

Meeting plunged into English due to single anglophone

October 10, 2018

Anglophone at Luxembourg meeting

GASPERICH — A department meeting was plunged into total English on Wednesday, causing moderate levels of confusion and leaving at least one person severely annoyed. The monthly gathering — comprising 18 employees from seven different countries — is usually held in French. However, it quickly became apparent that a new anglophone employee was suffering from […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Languages, Workplace

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