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Dying bacteria in man’s gut commandeer his body and force him to eat half kilo of sugar

January 22, 2025

bacteria in man's gut order him to eat pure sugar

Millions of dying bacteria in a Luxembourg man’s intestinal tract have sprung back to life after they commandeered his body and made him walk into his kitchen and consume 550 grams of pure sugar. The bacteria had become increasingly lethargic in the preceding days as Dan Scott gave up alcoholic beverages and, to the bacteria’s […]

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Report: non-drinkers love being asked why they don’t drink

January 8, 2025

Non-drinker asked why

According to a recent study by researchers from the University of Wiltz, non-drinkers love it when others – particularly strangers or someone they’ve just met – demand to know why they don’t consume alcohol.   “For most teetotallers, being able to talk about why they don’t drink is the main reason they don’t drink,” said Lorena […]

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6 famous horror movies if they took place in Luxembourg

January 7, 2025

films horror luxembourgeois

Month of Salary the 13th It was a festive time. A jolly time. Everyone in the company was looking forward to the holidays. As per tradition, it was understood that the 13th month of salary would be distributed mid-December, just in time to help out with Christmas expenses. But then it’s the 22nd, the 23rd, […]

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Supermarket cashier makes chit-chat with you

January 5, 2025

Non-drinkers being asked why

In what’s being called an early Christmas miracle, a cashier at a supermarket near Luxembourg City has spontaneously made chit-chat with you.   The chit-chat included a mundane but pleasant discussion of the weather and the season before drifting to your reason for moving to Luxembourg and the cashier’s feelings about working at that location. Only […]

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Expat nicely fattened up for Christmas dinner 

December 26, 2024

Nicely fattened expat invited by Luxembourgish couple for Christmas dinner

An expat has gained at least 10 kilos after his charitable Luxembourgish neighbors have spent more than a month feeding him sweets, leftovers, and booze.   “Mr. and Mrs. Kléck-Steimmer have been very kind this holiday season,” explained Marius Rosco, who moved into his Walferdange neighborhood earlier this year. “To be fair, at first they weren’t […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Holidays, Leisure and Lifestyle

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