A Luxembourg City man has been forced to apologize after he once again greeted someone he doesn’t actually know, in this case, a woman walking her dog. In his defense, Joseph Cobb claims that the woman lives in his neighborhood and that they have walked past each other hundreds of times, sometimes even solemnly acknowledging […]
Expat who calls Luxembourg City ‘boring’ forced to spend whole morning in village bakery cafe
A young expat who often complains that Luxembourg City is boring has been forced to spend a morning at an upscale bakery cafe in the countryside to experience the horrors of actual boredom, sources have revealed. Vincente Gripes, who moved to Luxembourg two years ago, was asked by some Luxembourgish friends to take a day […]
Gare drug dealers switch to selling bottled water
Explaining that the decision makes good business sense, a consortium representing Gare-district drug dealers has announced that its 79 members are going to switch to dealing bottled water. “There’s more demand, and the customer base is huge,” explained Gare Dealers United president Stan Don-Korner. “Market reports tell us that 93 percent of neighborhood residents need […]
Kayaking now fastest way to Luxembourg City in mornings
Transportation officials have confirmed that with workday traffic congestion as bad as ever and trains often being late, the fastest way to Luxembourg City in the morning is kayaking on the Alzette. Hundreds of people from the south of the country already commute to the capital in this manner, with some investing in high-quality German […]
Sad: this elderly German couple walked around Luxembourg City for 6 days looking for someone to tell them in German where to find public toilets
Two elderly German tourists spent nearly a week going around Luxembourg City by foot as they desperately tried to find someone who could give them directions in German to a public toilet. Witnesses in the city center, many of whom repeatedly saw the couple over the course of six days last week, say it was […]
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