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Oops, he did it again: expat says ‘moien’ to woman he doesn’t know

January 10, 2024

Man says moien to woman he doesn't know

A Luxembourg City man has been forced to apologize after he once again greeted someone he doesn’t actually know, in this case, a woman walking her dog. In his defense, Joseph Cobb claims that the woman lives in his neighborhood and that they have walked past each other hundreds of times, sometimes even solemnly acknowledging […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City

Expat who calls Luxembourg City ‘boring’ forced to spend whole morning in village bakery cafe 

June 29, 2023

Luxembourg not boring

A young expat who often complains that Luxembourg City is boring has been forced to spend a morning at an upscale bakery cafe in the countryside to experience the horrors of actual boredom, sources have revealed.  Vincente Gripes, who moved to Luxembourg two years ago, was asked by some Luxembourgish friends to take a day […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, Luxembourg City

Gare drug dealers switch to selling bottled water

May 4, 2023

Bottled water in Luxembourg: Gare district drug dealers make the change

Explaining that the decision makes good business sense, a consortium representing Gare-district drug dealers has announced that its 79 members are going to switch to dealing bottled water. “There’s more demand, and the customer base is huge,” explained Gare Dealers United president Stan Don-Korner. “Market reports tell us that 93 percent of neighborhood residents need […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City

Kayaking now fastest way to Luxembourg City in mornings

March 28, 2023

Kayak to work in Luxembourg

Transportation officials have confirmed that with workday traffic congestion as bad as ever and trains often being late, the fastest way to Luxembourg City in the morning is kayaking on the Alzette. Hundreds of people from the south of the country already commute to the capital in this manner, with some investing in high-quality German […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Transportation

Sad: this elderly German couple walked around Luxembourg City for 6 days looking for someone to tell them in German where to find public toilets 

February 17, 2023

Elderly German couple

Two elderly German tourists spent nearly a week going around Luxembourg City by foot as they desperately tried to find someone who could give them directions in German to a public toilet.  Witnesses in the city center, many of whom repeatedly saw the couple over the course of six days last week, say it was […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Languages, Luxembourg City

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