LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A driver from the nearby French city of Metz was lauded on Thursday for repeatedly using his turning signal while navigating Luxembourg’s streets. “How totally absurd,” said Sylvie Weydert, who first observed the driver of the red Nissan with French license plates indicate he was making a right turn onto Boulevard de la […]
Fearless band of expats venture into working-class neighborhood bar
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Amid battle cries and hastily composed text messages bidding goodbye to loved ones, a group of brave expats ventured into a neighborhood working-class bar. The expats, who normally only go to trendy pubs where servers speak flawless English accented with just the right amount of irony and automatically slide you an imported IPA […]
Heartbreaking: passenger who forgot smartphone swipes at air
Dozens of people on a bus headed to Kirchberg on Friday were confronted with a disturbing sight when a passenger who didn’t have a smartphone was left with no choice but to swipe at the air. The young woman, who according to sources works as an administrative assistant and had accidentally left her cherished iPhone […]
Luxembourg newsagent clearly has crush on Grand Duke
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Denying all claims that he has a crush on the reigning monarch, a newsagent in the city center nevertheless has shown an unusual fondness for displaying in his shop portraits of Grand Duke Henri. “I only put them there for my customers, many of whom are Luxembourgish and like that sort of respectful […]
Merl resident ordered to sit down after non-consensual leg-humping
MERL — A well-known resident of this quiet neighborhood has been ordered to “sit down and stay” after reports that he humped the leg of a total stranger. This is the first time that Ajax, a five-year-old labrador mix who has lived in Merl since birth, has been accused of being a bad dog. “I […]
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