Hello. I’m the person who smiled at you the other day before I realized we don’t actually know each other. For that, I wish to offer my sincerest apologies. I hope that if I explain myself, you will forgive me for that terribly awkward encounter. I doubt it’s necessary to remind you of the incident, […]
Opinion: We’ve only been neighbors for 5 years and you’re already trying to introduce yourself?
Well hello, yes, we do know each other, but from where? That’s right, your house is next to mine. My wife and I moved in 12 years ago, long before you did. Excellent observation, yes, that means we’ve been neighbors for five years. Nice to meet you too, my name is … Wait a minute. […]
Opposing views: back to school
Life is great! Have you ever woken up, looked outside and noticed that your car was stolen, your neighbor’s dog is pissing in your garden, and that the sky is grey, but still said to yourself: life is great! I know, I know. It’s the end of the summer and we’re supposed to be feeling […]
Opinion: Luxembourg would be cooler if the Grand Duke rode around on a big horse and abused peasants
Growing up on another continent, I always had a romantic image of European monarchs living in castles and hosting lavish banquets where lords and ladies drank wine, danced, and made the court jester wear a hog’s head and run around on all fours, snorting and bumping into things. I also imagined that in their free […]
Opinion: If I let you merge in front of me, next thing you’ll be trying to sleep with my wife
Oh sure, I see you in your little Twingo, your left indicator light blinking, showing that you’d like to merge in front of me. Nope, not today man. If I let you merge in front of me, the next thing is you’ll be trying to sleep with my wife. Let me tell you something: […]