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Knock A Shining Dog

Conservation group worried about Gare’s native population of men who pee in public

March 13, 2019

Save the Peeing Men of the Gare

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — The population of men who for years have hung out near the Gare and urinated on corners and in alleyways is endangered, warns a local conservation group. Rita Landsmortell, president of the Urban Conservationist League, says that development in the area is making men feel ashamed to pee in public, so they are […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Real Estate

Wolf chooses to live in Belgium after seeing cost of dens here

February 27, 2019

Wolf in Luxembourg moves to Belgium

A wolf that was sniffing around Luxembourg for a new den has announced that due to the high prices here, he and his pack have decided to live over the border in Belgium. “It would’ve been nice to live in Luxembourg,” the wolf said through his interpreter, a 26-year-old unshaved Belgian wolf whisperer named Loup. […]

Filed Under: Belgium, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Real Estate

Deranged woman seeking rental for under 1000

January 8, 2019

Deranged woman seeking rental for under 1000

Officials in Luxembourg’s capital are warning residents about a delusional and possibly dangerous woman who has been running around the city, saying she hopes to find a one-bedroom rental apartment at a price well below market value. Romain Alves of K-B Immo, who encountered the woman on Tuesday morning when she entered his office, says […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Real Estate

The 5 stages of grief when you realize you can’t afford a home in Luxembourg

December 28, 2018

The 5 stages of grief when you realize you can’t afford a home in Luxembourg

Each year, thousands of hardworking residents are struck by the realization that they will never be able to buy a home in Luxembourg. Sadly, few of these people get the support they need. If one day you realise that the only way out is to buy a house deep in the Ardennes where stray dogs […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Real Estate, RTL Today

Luxembourg’s political parties give woman free material to build new house

October 19, 2018

Luxembourg house made of pamphlets

A resourceful Luxembourg resident has built a three-story house using an estimated 16 tons of incomprehensible political material that has arrived in her mailbox since the end of summer. “Pamphlet after pamphlet with names and photos of people I don’t recognize, all of them dressed up,” said Renata Apostu, 29, who has lived and worked […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Politics and Government, Real Estate, RTL Today

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