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Man invents life-extending elixir to take out 100-year home loan

February 4, 2022

Luxembourg property expensive

Calling it “a practical solution to an impractical problem” and “the only way to afford a home in Luxembourg these days,” a man has developed a life-extending elixir for the sole purpose of taking out a 100-year loan.  Robin Kremer, 41, says he briefly hoped he might be able to purchase a house in the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Drug dealer in front of building ‘an amenity,’ says Gare agent 

December 7, 2021

Drug dealing Gare Luxembourg City

LUXEMBOURG CITY – In a moment of inspiration, a real estate agent showing a unit in a new luxury apartment building in the Gare district has claimed the drug dealer downstairs as “an amenity.” “This unit has three bedrooms and two bathrooms, one of which is en suite,” said Antonio Lopes, giving a young couple […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Luxembourg City, Real Estate

Group holds seance to commune with spirit of friend who moved over German border 

November 18, 2021

Seance Luxembourg communing with spirit

A group of friends who live near Luxembourg City held a seance on Wednesday evening in an attempt to communicate with a friend they lost to Germany nearly six years ago.  Gregorius Saphir was pulled into a border village on what was an otherwise peaceful summer’s day, a tragic event which still haunts the group […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Greater Region of Luxembourg, Real Estate

Adults reach point in dinner where it’s time to recount home purchases

November 18, 2021

Seven adult friends having an otherwise lively dinner party have reached the point in the evening where they are obliged to report their successful Luxembourg property investment. The heaviness was preceded by conversations about roller coasters, everyone’s first time being drunk, and a new sex toy musical instrument called the Saxopenis – in that order.  […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Man comes out as renter

October 27, 2021

After years of hiding the truth from his friends and coworkers, a man who by all outward appearances seemed financially comfortable has admitted he is a renter. Those who know Franklin Diambi say the 35-year-old lawyer always acted like he was just one of them and never mentioned a landlord or property management company. “He’s […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Real Estate

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