Each year, thousands of hardworking residents are struck by the realization that they will never be able to buy a home in Luxembourg. Sadly, few of these people get the support they need. If one day you realise that the only way out is to buy a house deep in the Ardennes where stray dogs […]
Luxembourg’s political parties give woman free material to build new house
A resourceful Luxembourg resident has built a three-story house using an estimated 16 tons of incomprehensible political material that has arrived in her mailbox since the end of summer. “Pamphlet after pamphlet with names and photos of people I don’t recognize, all of them dressed up,” said Renata Apostu, 29, who has lived and worked […]
Question: should this couple use another color of ink?
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A local couple who for 10 years have been looking for a home to buy have not managed to find a seller, as evidenced by yet another round of handwritten notes slipped into mailboxes all across the country. As reported in March, hundreds of thousands of copies of the note have been distributed […]
900-year-old Melusina found living in Luxembourg water treatment plant
BEGGEN — An interspecies creature thought to have died long ago has been found alive and well, currently residing in a Luxembourg water treatment facility. Melusina, the half-human, half-fish creature whose life was widely chronicled during the medieval period, was spotted on Tuesday by a sanitation worker who initially mistook her for a large salamander. […]
Luxembourg to build enclosed village for English speakers
English speakers in Luxembourg will soon be able to live in total linguistic comfort, thanks to a government plan to construct a giant domed village for anglophones. Scheduled to be built next year on 55 acres of land near the capital, the dome will contain up to 150 housing units as well as English-speaking shops, […]