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Landlady wonders if she can keep deposit because tenant cleaned too well

November 1, 2022

Luxembourg rental deposit owner

A landlady who conducted a moving-out inspection on Tuesday and reluctantly conceded that the apartment was in excellent shape now wonders if she could keep the deposit because the tenant cleaned too well.  “I was hoping there would be a few scuff marks in the hallway so I could say we’d need to repaint the […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

Polyamory only solution to housing crisis, ministry admits 

November 1, 2022

Polyamory Luxembourg

Following predictions that housing prices will continue to rise despite a slowdown in the market, the government has admitted that the only solution to the crisis is a widespread and enthusiastic move toward polyamorous households. “Look, it’s not like we can force 85-year-old grannies to sell the 2.5 hectares that have been in their families […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

This couple bought a flat near the city and now they wear fine clothes and call each other ‘lord’ and ‘lady’

November 1, 2022

Home in Luxembourg City status

A couple who managed to buy an apartment near Luxembourg City despite only being in their 30s have decided to now act the part, wearing fine clothes and referring to each other as if they were Medicis in the Renaissance. Sid Gorlek and Fausta Nannini, now usually known as “my lord” and “my lady,” still […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Real Estate

Renter buys house and instantly approves of price madness 

July 21, 2022

Luxembourg man renter buyer

A man who for more than a decade decried the local housing market as both “an indisputable bubble” and “a monumental scam” instantaneously changed his tune when he signed on the purchase of a house.  For years, Jorek Goresh and his wife Ludmilla half-heartedly looked for a home to buy near Luxembourg City, where they […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Real Estate

You don’t need to buy a home when you can live in the mansion of your mind 

May 10, 2022

I get it. People move here and think, I should buy a home. They look at prices and say, ouch, I’ll wait. After a few more years, they say, I really need to buy a home. By then, it’s too late, but – oh, exciting. There’s a one-bedroom flat in Wiltz for only half a […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Opinion, Real Estate

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