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Doctors remove rental deposit from landlord’s butt

A Luxembourg woman who waited almost a year to get back her rental deposit is celebrating after a team of doctors successfully removed the entire 3600-euro amount from her former landlord’s butt.  Alania Clangamora, 29, was surprised when she didn’t get the money back right away after moving out, she says, considering all she ever […]

Government to fix housing crisis by asking people who already own property to shut up about it

Admitting that it’s impossible to make housing in Luxembourg more affordable, officials are instead asking everyone who already owns a home to shut up about it. “The housing market is out of our control,” said Ministry of Housing and Social Blights spokesperson Felix Oberpries. “It’s too strong. It’s like those bodybuilders who used to play […]

New Luxembourg Monopoly in which properties are all too expensive for anyone to buy so game never ends

Toy manufacturer Hasbro has released a new Luxembourg edition of its popular board game Monopoly. In this version, all the properties are so expensive that no player can ever afford one, so the game technically never ends.  Daniel Munguia, who rents an apartment in Gasperich, helped to design the game. He says this edition is […]