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Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before him

April 6, 2022

A man who has refused to join the rest of the country in welcoming Ukrainian refugees has admitted that he is mainly worried they will learn the local languages before he does. David Last has lived in Luxembourg since 2012 but has yet to make any real effort to learn Luxembourgish, let alone French or […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Languages, RTL Today

Luxembourg family forced to consider using public transport

March 8, 2022

Luxembourg family public transport

A Luxembourg City couple so reliant on their cars that they even drive to visit friends across the street say that due to the skyrocketing cost of petrol, they have decided to consider using public transport.  Umberto and Carole Frintz made the decision on Friday during a late-night discussion after Carole calculated it would now […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, RTL Today, Transportation

Company holds meeting to choose best dull ‘Happy Year Year’ image for social media

January 1, 2022

Happy New Year image company

Members of a communications department have held a meeting to decide which totally uninspired Happy New Year image they will share on the company social media accounts.  “It’s been a tough year, for our shareholders, customers, and the other people who for some weird reason follow us on social media,” said communications manager Isadora Hendrez. […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Holidays, RTL Today

How to save money by telling your kids Santa failed CovidCheck 

January 1, 2022

Santa Luxembourg Covid

While it feels good to give your children expensive gifts that will become obsolete and boring in exactly 11 days, consider giving your finances a little break. Here’s how to get away with spending no money on Christmas presents for your kids while avoiding all blame. A few hours before gifts normally miraculously appear, express […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Holidays, RTL Today

Water cannons ‘should spray crémant instead’

January 1, 2022

Water cannon Luxembourg crémant

Critics of the decision by police to deploy a water cannon against protesters last weekend say their disapproval has been misunderstood, and that the only issue was which liquid was used. “With the eyes of European news media on us, we missed a great opportunity for self-promotion,” said branding expert and Koerich resident Tomaz Klington. […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Leisure and Lifestyle, RTL Today

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