Frustrated by the majority of drivers who slow down when approaching a radar only to speed up moments later, Luxembourg officials have developed a new mobile camera that will chase drivers until they eventually break the speed limit and can be issued a fine. “Each of these little babies is equipped with racing tires and […]
Saying the diabolical traffic knot is too evil to be wasted on living souls anyway, the guardian of the underworld known as Satan has reclaimed the old Irrgarten roundabout. The roundabout was created millenia ago by a cadre of demon road engineers whose goal was to torture carriage drivers condemned to Hell, but it was […]
In order to more quickly fill the nation’s depleted coffers and save drivers the trouble of having to make a bank transfer after getting a speeding ticket, dozens of radar units fixed with contactless payment terminals are being installed around Luxembourg. Thanks to new technology, the radar units will automatically deduct fines from the bank […]
Answering a question that has been plaguing residents of a street in Rollingergrund for more than a year, the foreman of a roadworks crew has admitted that they all suffer from a similar obsessive-compulsive disorder and that each hole must be dug and filled exactly nine times. “Why nine?” said Michael Hobrack, whose team began […]
On March 1, Luxembourg will become the first country in the world to offer free nation-wide public transport. How are people in the Grand Duchy celebrating this momentous event?