Transportation officials have announced they will extend the tram line to an apartment in Strassen because the guy who lives there is always late. “This guy is never on time for anything, and frankly, we’re fed up,” said Ministry of Mobility and Public Works spokesperson Aristotle Kirkandian. “We don’t see any other solution.” Between the […]
Strong link between how expensive your car is and how miserable you look while driving
Following years of watching people in Luxembourg drive, researchers from the University of Wiltz have concluded that those who have expensive cars generally look miserable, and those who have crappy cars generally look happy. “It makes no sense, but if you look around, you’ll see it,” said Joris Audazio, who led the study. “You see […]
Luxembourg family forced to consider using public transport
A Luxembourg City couple so reliant on their cars that they even drive to visit friends across the street say that due to the skyrocketing cost of petrol, they have decided to consider using public transport. Umberto and Carole Frintz made the decision on Friday during a late-night discussion after Carole calculated it would now […]
Betrayal at the crosswalk: pedestrian doesn’t give you little wave
In what is being called “the ultimate act of betrayal” and “a sign that society is on the verge of collapse,” a pedestrian has failed to give a little wave of thanks after you let him cross the street. The backstabbing took place on Thursday afternoon, and it was made all the more audacious considering […]
New 3-in-1 traffic lanes
In response to claims by motorists, cyclists, and electric scooterists that they alone have the right to use the streets, VDL officials have unveiled an easy solution: new 3-in-1 lanes. “Car drivers believe they own the roads, cyclists believe they do, and electric scooterists – well, actually they haven’t got a clue about anything and […]
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