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Office one sharp word away from total collapse

January 19, 2024

Word stress Luxembourg

A Luxembourg company that employs more than 120 people is facing certain ruin if even a single sharp word is said within its building, it has been revealed. The precariousness is due to end-of-the-year pressure, a sickening lack of sunlight, and seasonal malaise suffered by nearly all of the employees of Luxlo Services, say local […]

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This firm has only one woman on its board of directors, so they made her very large in all photos

August 30, 2023

Gender quality among Luxembourg company executives

After realizing that having only one woman on their board of directors looks bad, a Luxembourg company has decided to make her appear enormous in all external communication and marketing.  The move is part of the company’s efforts to improve the public perception of their efforts to strive for equal representation, one shared by many […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

Spanish woman’s entire CV just hyphenated family name

June 16, 2023

CV Spanish surname family name long

Dozens of HR departments and recruitment agencies in Luxembourg have confirmed receiving a CV that is composed entirely of the candidate’s hyphenated family name. The CV, which by one count contains 324 individual surnames, appears to come from a Spanish candidate, although some have pointed out that she might also come from Latin America. “She’s […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Workplace

Dozens of Luxembourg companies report getting 6-page CV from applicant with zero actual experience

March 7, 2023

Long CV resume zero experience

Dozens of HR officers in Luxembourg have reported getting a six-page CV from a 23-year-old who, it turns out, has never held a job and does not have any real professional experience.  The firms contacted by the applicant, a graduate from a nearby French university, include three of the Big Four, five of the Medium […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

Woman comes back from holidays with refreshed, refocused hatred for job

August 25, 2022

Luxembourg woman hatred for job

A Luxembourg woman who was suffering from generalized dislike for her job before her summer vacation has returned from three relaxing weeks away with refreshed and refocused hatred.  “Before I left, I was really suffering from discontent for my work,” said Gaelle Leckey. “But it was a feeling that was all over the place, and […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

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