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Ah, bless them: freelancers believe they should also benefit from indexation

April 22, 2022

Luxembourg’s most adorable pseudo members of the workforce have demonstrated yet again how preciously naive they are in real-life matters. Pretending to have permanent work contracts like adults, hundreds of baby-faced freelancers have said in very grown-up voices that they, too, deserve a little raise and that they should apply the 2.5 indexation to their […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

Non-smokers to get cigarette breaks ‘as long as they pretend to smoke’

April 19, 2022

Smoking in Luxembourg

A long-standing feud between smokers and non-smokers about the fairness of cigarette breaks at work has finally been resolved. On Wednesday, new smoking-on-the-job guidelines were released by the Ministry of Labor, Employment and the Social and Solidarity.  These stipulate that in the interest of equality, non-smokers should get just as many cigarette breaks as smokers.  […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

He went for a handshake, she went for a first bump, this happened, now she’s pregnant and he’s divorced

February 15, 2022

Fist bump disaster

Two colleagues have found their lives turned upside down after a clumsy introduction led to the woman getting pregnant and the man getting divorced from his wife of seven years. Michel Douby, 36, had just arrived at work one morning when he was introduced to Salome Funk, 22, who was starting her first day of […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Workplace

LinkedIn contact also like that in real life

February 9, 2022

LinkedIN Persona

A person who on LinkedIn is brimming with gratitude, optimism, and celebration of every professional accomplishment no matter how small is also like that in real life, sources have confirmed.  Coralie Glower’s posts are best summarized as “hooray for me, hooray for you, we’re all wonderful,” says Marcus Bendt, who has been connected to Glower […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Workplace

Freelancer spends entire day trying to show, scan own CovidCheck

January 5, 2022

CovidCheck freelance Luxembourg

A Luxembourg freelancer who works from home has lost eight hours of productivity trying to scan his own digital CovidCheck certificate, it has been revealed.  “I downloaded the CovidCheck application as well as a digital certificate showing I’ve been vaccinated twice and that I’ve received a booster shot,” said Geronimo Torres. “Before allowing myself to […]

Filed Under: Coronavirus / COVID-19, Featured Article, Workplace

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