Does your woman love green tea hand sanitizer but fears she won’t be able to get any now that shoppers have begun hoarding again? Give her an amazing orgasm by telling her that Auchan still has some in stock.
When it comes to getting her aroused about her favorite antibacterial goo that kills 99.9 percent of germs, building suspense is key. When you get back from Auchan, tell her that the second wave has indeed hit because lots of items are out of stock.
Now that you’ve got her wondering if you got her the product that makes her feel like she’s floating on a Chinese junk in the emerald waters of Wolong Bay, change the subject. Say, “Oh, and you’ll never guess who I ran into near the beer aisle,” and then tell her a long and pointless story about someone she’s never met.
Get back to the action
She’ll probably be feeling frustrated and disappointed, so bring her right back into the excitement by telling her that you didn’t forget the hand sanitizer, but don’t tell her which one. Let her imagination go wild as she wavers between thinking you’re a buffoon who never remembers her preferences, and that you’re an attentive lover who knows exactly which type of alcohol-based gel she likes.
Tell her you had to search hard because the hand sanitizer isn’t in the parapharmacy section as you assumed, but it’s now located in the same area as hand soap, and while you’re on the topic, isn’t it more effective to just wash your hands with soap? And isn’t hand sanitizer bad for skin? You certainly don’t want her most visible extremities to prematurely age.
Go all in
Assuming you got the goods, or even if you didn’t, tell you that to your great surprise, Auchan still has green tea hand sanitizer in stock, so you got her a couple bottles. Even if this is not true, if you’ve followed all of the above steps carefully, your woman should be writhing in total ecstasy.