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Grand Ducal Mint readies 50-cent Brexit coin

In response to news that the U.K. government is releasing new 50 pence coins featuring the slogan “Peace, prosperity and friendship with all nations,” Luxembourg officials have announced they too will release a celebratory Brexit coin. To be released on January 31, the day that Boris Johnson’s U.K. leaves the European Union, the collectible 50-cent […]

Red alert: expat mums group infiltrated by Luxembourger

A group of expat mothers who meet once a week to freely complain about Luxembourg has been infiltrated by a Luxembourger, according to sources. The group, whose WhatsApp name is “Tuesday coffee – mums,” was formed in 2016 by Ophelia Moore and Yulia Boristencky, whose sons attend the same private school. Lorena Salazar and Annabella […]

Shocker: all expats revealed to be immigrants

WILTZ — A new report from the Center for Applied Lexicology has revealed that no fewer than all of the people in Luxembourg who refer themselves as expats are actually immigrants. The report is based on findings from a year-long study during which a team of researchers asked expats the question, “Did you move here […]

British stand at International Bazaar to be half inside, half outside

Organizers of the Great Britain stand at this year’s International Bazaar have confirmed that due to conflicting opinions about where the stand should be located, it will be both inside and outside the Luxexpo facilities.  Several months ago, six out of the 10 stand volunteers voted to move it outside the Luxexpo facilities near the […]