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Newcomer wishes he could have experienced Luxembourg City when it was full of joy and smiles

A man who moved to Luxembourg City last autumn says he regrets he’ll never know the city as it was before Covid-19, when it was certainly “full of smiles on every street corner.”  “Luxembourg is wealthy, safe, and clean,” says Luca Font. “Residents enjoy the fruits of good jobs, social welfare, and the sort of […]

Expat visits Guichet.lu to see if she can express discontent or if she’s just here to pay tons of tax while driving property values up

Saying “grrr,” a mother who moved with her children to Luxembourg a few years ago whose life has been thrown into chaos yet again by a last-minute decision to close schools has taken to Guichet.lu in a desperate attempt to make her voice heard.  “I can’t vote, I’ve got no political representation, the government doesn’t […]

Woman quits job to troll expats page full-time

A woman who moved to Luxembourg last year has quit her job to devote more time to her passion, which is trolling an expats Facebook page with the most ridiculous and weirdly specific questions she can imagine. Her initial contact with the group was last January, when she jokingly asked how many unicyclist associations there […]

British variants in Luxembourg already seeking nationality 

Several individual variants of the so-called UK coronavirus strain that have been identified in Luxembourg in recent days have already taken steps to obtain Luxembourgish nationality, according to the viruses themselves. All of the mutated viruses have already signed up for online Luxembourgish courses, and they’ve also begun seeking advice and tips in expat forums. […]