Another evening with some new expat acquaintances, another round of complaints about how dull Luxembourg is compared to Barcelona, Hong Kong, or a secret community of artists and ravers living under the surface of Saturn’s largest moon Titan – wherever these whiners live before they come here. I’m proud to say I’ve called Luxembourg home […]
Expat only interested in ‘the best’ everything
A newly arrived expat has confirmed that regarding suggestions from others, he is only interested in the best, and if you suggest anything less than the best, he will disregard your advice and possibly judge you. “Hi, I’ve just moved to Luxembourg, and I need to open a bank account,” the man wrote in an […]
Revealed: thousands of expats in Luxembourg forced to endure minor inconveniences
Following an 18-month study of expat online support groups, the Luxembourg Wurst has uncovered a shocking pattern of expats being forced to suffer from inconveniences – nearly every day. While the inconveniences range from tiny and nearly imperceptible to minor and terribly silly, all of them are serious, say the expats themselves. “This is a […]
Expat in Luxembourg commits record number faux pas at dinner party
A man who moved to Luxembourg from another continent and was recently invited to a dinner party committed as many as 87 individual faux pas, all within the first hour of the evening, sources have confirmed. If true, Paul Pinehead’s feat could be a new record, beating one set by Alex Kazimkhanov in 2016. Pinehead […]
Couple in their 30s manage to make new friend
Despite having crossed the threshold from youth and vitality into old age and dullness, a couple in their 30s have performed the miraculous feat of making a new friend. When they were in their 20s, Luc Elderen and Claudia Tardy say, they had no problem making new friends. At times, they had even felt that […]
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