A man for whom online professional networking is apparently a new and mystifying innovation has been thanking people who invite him to connect on LinkedIn. The latest flub occurred last Thursday when Henrick Keller received just such an invitation from Anna Lakatos. “Hello Anna, many thanks for your invitation to connect here in LinkedIn-land,” Keller […]
Well, it’s a start: Gare dealer offers drugs in Luxembourgish
Calling it a mixed blessing, officials have confirmed that a Luxembourg City drug dealer has used Luxembourgish to offer drugs to a passerby. The utterance occurred on Monday afternoon on Rue de Hollerich when the dealer said “wat sichs du?” to a man on his way to a bus stop. Officials say that while the […]
You can make any dish ‘Mexican’ with random sweet red sauce, confirm Europeans
Nearly every restaurant in Europe has confirmed that all it takes to make any dish a “Mexican” dish is putting some random sweet red sauce on top. “See, here’s a regular burger,” said a cook at a restaurant in Amsterdam that specializes in hamburgers. “But after I squirt on it some sweet red sauce which […]
We’re going to make a joke about the monarchy just to see if it’s allowed – hey, hey! Who are you? Give back our laptop!
The Luxembourg Wurst has been in existence since 2017, and all that time we haven’t known for sure if we’re actually allowed to make pointed jokes about the institution of the monarchy. Why? Because no one tells us a damn thing, that’s why. When you get into the business of publishing online news satire, there’s […]
Report: non-drinkers love being asked why they don’t drink
According to a recent study by researchers from the University of Wiltz, non-drinkers love it when others – particularly strangers or someone they’ve just met – demand to know why they don’t consume alcohol. “For most teetotallers, being able to talk about why they don’t drink is the main reason they don’t drink,” said Lorena […]
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