GASPERICH — In what’s being called a senseless act of vandalism against a perfectly good structure, someone has blanketed a water tower south of the capital with hundreds of rolls of toilet paper. Observers, including commuters from France who usually admire the stately khaki edifice as they enter Luxembourg-ville, were shocked on Tuesday morning when […]
Couple who moved to Luxembourg 3 years ago unhappy about newcomers
An expat couple who relocated to the Grand Duchy three years ago have become increasingly territorial and have determined that too many people are being allowed to move here. “It’s just outrageous how they keep letting more and more people in, making life more difficult for those of us who have grown tiny roots here,” […]
Luxembourg urging residents to adopt new greeting
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Aware of the language uncertainty many residents face when greeting each other, the Grand Duchy’s Office of Applied Linguistic Integration is urging people to adopt a newly created word. “We spent nearly a year trying to solve this problem,” said Virginie Muller, the office’s chief language officer. “If we asked everyone in Luxembourg […]
Panic as ‘giant ball of fire’ appears above Luxembourg
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Widespread confusion and panic overtook much of Luxembourg-ville and its environs today after an object resembling “a giant ball of fire” appeared in the sky, according to hundreds of witnesses. Jeannette Kuchen, who commutes to Luxembourg from Metz, says that as soon as she exited the Gare this morning, she observed hundreds of […]
Officials: all of Luxembourg to be closed until this shit ends
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — Citing hundreds of construction projects, roadworks on nearly every street, plus the highly disruptive building of the tram line through the city center, VDL officials have announced that they are just going to close off the whole place until this shit ends. “We don’t know when this shit will end, but when it […]
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