Following years of watching people in Luxembourg drive, researchers from the University of Wiltz have concluded that those who have expensive cars generally look miserable, and those who have crappy cars generally look happy. “It makes no sense, but if you look around, you’ll see it,” said Joris Audazio, who led the study. “You see […]
Grandparents to begin Saturday morning shopping by getting drunk
Two grandparents from Mamer have announced plans to start their weekly Saturday morning shopping trip by getting a little drunk at the cafe of their preferred commercial center in Bertrange. The first step of the plan is to find a table near the entrance, one that will give them a good view of everyone entering, […]
Man afraid Ukrainian refugees will learn Luxembourgish before him
A man who has refused to join the rest of the country in welcoming Ukrainian refugees has admitted that he is mainly worried they will learn the local languages before he does. David Last has lived in Luxembourg since 2012 but has yet to make any real effort to learn Luxembourgish, let alone French or […]
Luxembourg farmer discovers buried WWII-era fart
FUERZWEILER – A farmer from the east of the country has found – and detonated – a fart that was buried in his gut during the Second World War. “My mother was busy working as a laundry maid for German soldiers, and my father was in a prison camp somewhere,” said Jacque Pupenmann, aged 86. […]
Putin’s advisors too afraid to tell him fish stuck to his head
Members of Vladimir Putin’s increasingly small group of advisors are too afraid to tell the Russian president that he has got a fish stuck to his head, Western sources have revealed. The fish, believed to be a herring, has been stuck to Putin’s head since early Thursday morning, according to British intelligence. However, one unsubstantiated […]
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