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Earliest overpriced Luxembourg property discovered 

A team of archeologists from the University of Wiltz have discovered what is probably the earliest overpriced home in Luxembourg City: a small Neanderthal cave dwelling that was certainly worth far less than the asking price, they say. The cave, located in Cents, was discovered last year. Inside were the 50,000-year-old remains of a male […]

Couple arrested for smuggling affordable housing into Luxembourg

A Mamer couple was arrested on Friday after police discovered they had smuggled more than 230 affordable homes into Luxembourg, a crime that many wealthy landlords describe as “heinous.” According to reports, the homes – ranging from tiny houses painted in funky colors to mobile homes with pre-attached “Beware of Dog” signs – were brought into […]

Men head into parlor to smoke pipes like 19th century gentlemen and talk about war and such

Saying “these matters are of no interest to women, anyhow,” four Luxembourg City men have excused themselves to go into the parlor like 19th century gentlemen and “discuss war and politics and such.” The retreat into the parlor occurred on Saturday following dinner at a housewarming party that was also attended by five women.  “Why, […]

Freelance mugger creates mugging S.à.r.l

An entrepreneurial mugger who has seen his income explode over the past 12 months has created his own company.  Donald “Don” Moiton-Collier, 22, relocated to Luxembourg City last winter after a friend here told him about the amazing opportunities in the field of the forceful removal of personal belongings. However, he says that success didn’t […]