Seven adult friends having an otherwise lively dinner party have reached the point in the evening where they are obliged to report their successful Luxembourg property investment. The heaviness was preceded by conversations about roller coasters, everyone’s first time being drunk, and a new sex toy musical instrument called the Saxopenis – in that order. […]
Expat wearing ‘house clothes’ while shopping reprimanded
An expat who went shopping while wearing “inappropriately casual” clothes that are “more suitable for an afternoon of scrubbing mold from bathroom walls” has been reprimanded. While playing video games on Saturday afternoon, expat Christa Drabgarb, 25, decided she needed a few things from the store. Wearing an old grey sweatsuit with a hole above […]
Luxembourg City parents buy off-road luxury pram
Saying they needed yet another unnecessary and ostentatious purchase to match their luxury SUV that gives the impression they go for weekend drives in muddy river beds, through swamps, and up the sides of mountains, a Luxembourg City couple have purchased an off-road luxury pram. The pram comes with a designer interior, monotube shocks, and […]
Notorious shopping cart thief deterred by 50-cent deposit
A shopping cart thief who has stolen an estimated 200 shopping carts in the Grand Region over the years has been stopped in his tracks by the ingenious preventative measures of a Luxembourg supermarket. The supermarket, which is located in Kirchberg, has for years attached a device to each shopping cart that requires a 50-cent […]
Alien in Luxembourg hoped for ‘more enthusiastic reception’
A being from another galaxy that arrived in Luxembourg City last week has announced it expected a more enthusiastic reception. “Considering that my skin glows in the dark, I’m three meters tall, and I’ve travelled from a planet 240 million light years away, you think I’d raise an eyebrow or two,” said the being, who […]
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