An expat couple who have lived in Luxembourg for most of their adult lives yet never learned any of the three official languages have brought a child into the world to atone for their linguistic sins, it has been revealed. The girl, named Agnes, was born at the CHL maternity clinic last Friday. She was […]
Luxembourg to host world’s first competitive divorcing league
Insisting that it’s the perfect location considering its divorce rate is the highest in the world, Luxembourg has created the first competitive divorcing league. “Only Luxembourg residents will be allowed to compete, but there will be a special division for cross-border workers,” said league president Marc Hessen. “Despite their frequent contact with the Grand Duchy, […]
Retired couple to buy entire island with money you paid them for crappy house
LUXEMBOURG-VILLE – A retired couple who sold you a house that your friends privately acknowledge is “crappy” have announced plans to buy a Mediterranean island with the money they’ve now got thanks to you. “When we bought the crappy house in the 1990s, we never imagined we could trade it for anything other than an […]
Expat wants to check with expat group before committing to brand of salt
A freshly arrived expat who visited a Bereldange supermarket on Wednesday was about to buy a container of table salt when she decided it would be best to first check with her expats Facebook group. “Hi everyone, hope you all are having a lovely day,” said Salomina Brinks, as a sensible but meek voice in […]
Government giving out 5 golden tickets to choose whichever vaccine you want
While most people in Luxembourg have to take the vaccine offered to them, a lucky five residents will get to choose the one they want. “Those who find a golden ticket hidden in an otherwise ordinary letter from the government will be able to pick the vaccine of their dreams,” said program director Gui Vonka. […]
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