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Microstate, ministate –  no asshole, Luxembourg is a humungo-state

May 14, 2025

Size of Luxembourg

Lately there have been some memes and online discussions, not all of them kind and some full of ridicule, about the size of Luxembourg, with people sharing images of Luxembourg compared to Andorra, Malta, the Vatican – even a Renault Twingo! Some assholes have the nerve to call Luxembourg a ministate, while others (who want […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Musk demands duchy give up X and become ‘Luembourg’

March 5, 2025

Musk tells Luxembourg to stop using letter X in name

Tech giant Elon Musk has demanded that Luxembourg give up the x in its name, saying that the letter is a registered trademark and belongs to him and his social media platform.  “Are your X are belong to us,” he said in a post, informally known as a xeet, formerly known as a tweet. The […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, International, Politics and Government

5 ways to present Luxembourgish culture to the new expat family – and they’re gone

March 2, 2025

Luxembourg culture - introduction

You’ve just met a family that has moved here from your home country. Best of all, they’re your type of people: easygoing, lively, and always up for trying new things. Here are five ways you can introduce the local culture to them. Luxembourgish cuisine  Admittedly, you personally have never tried traditional Luxembourgish dishes such as […]

Filed Under: Expats, Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Uncategorized

We’re going to make a joke about the monarchy just to see if it’s allowed – hey, hey! Who are you? Give back our laptop!

January 9, 2025

Luxembourg monarchy joke

The Luxembourg Wurst has been in existence since 2017, and all that time we haven’t known for sure if we’re actually allowed to make pointed jokes about the institution of the monarchy. Why? Because no one tells us a damn thing, that’s why.  When you get into the business of publishing online news satire, there’s […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Young people rush outside during 5-minute break in rain to perform weird mating dance

April 17, 2024

Luxembourg mating dance

Frustrated by rain and overcast skies and feeling their natural urges taking over, thousands of young adults rushed outside on Wednesday to attempt a ritual mating dance during a few minutes of sunshine.    The rush occurred between 9:41 and 9:45 while many of the young people were in class or at work. Surprise and anger […]

Filed Under: Featured Article, Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, Leisure and Lifestyle

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Ease into sleep by switching from TV to laptop, tablet, then phone 

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