After a few years of living on your street, you may feel it’s time to get to know the neighbors, those ghost-like entities who seem to inhabit nearby residences and with whom you share unobtrusive half glances from time to time when you are unfortunate enough to pass each other in the shared hallway or […]

A Luxembourg woman has decided to get rid of her bed as it was taking up precious space that could be used for more throw pillows.  “They say you can never have enough throw pillows to decorate, obstruct, and fundamentally ruin your sleeping area,” said Beate Horn. “They are right.” On Thursday, workers removed Horn’s […]

Following the successful test of the new emergency alert system which caused half of the country’s population to leap several meters in the air, the Catholic Archdiocese of Luxembourg has announced it will switch to a similar system for the ringing of church bells.   “For years, the Church has been the leader in the hey-you-wake-up […]

Saying that the information is far too important for anyone else to have, a Luxembourg resident has locked up the phone number of a reliable handyman as if the number contained nuclear codes.  The name and number was written on a piece of paper and placed inside of an underground vault the woman who possesses […]