An expat who is merely very affluent has learned a hard lesson after finding out that he lacks the capital to be accepted by a group of wealthy expats. Frederik Bommel, a Big Four tax partner who owns several properties in Utrecht, moved to Luxembourg with his family a few months ago. He says the […]
Facebook to allow you to automate all ‘happy birthday’ messages from now till end of time so you can finally rest or die
Aware that the average user spends up to nine minutes every day posting “happy birthday” messages on friends’ timelines, Facebook has announced that it will allow users to automate this task. “By clicking on the new ‘automate birthday wishes’ button, users may opt for automatic birthday wishes for all friends from now until the platform […]
Woman can only orgasm by thinking about sales rack at German discount supermarket
WALFERDANGE – A local woman has confirmed that despite having otherwise vanilla sexual fantasies, she can only reach orgasm by thinking about the sales rack at a German discount supermarket. “My kinky dreams are quite commonplace,” said Audrey Tindler. “A postman asking if he can step inside until the scary chihuahua stops chasing him. A […]
Confirmed: it always rains in Luxembourg
Despite some recent and obviously false claims, it has always rained non-stop in Luxembourg, and it will always rain non-stop in Luxembourg, it has been confirmed. “Some people – delusional or simply dishonest, it’s hard to say – have publicly stated that for several weeks it did not rain,” said Carlo Reenmann, a realist who […]
Giving girls dollhouses creates ‘unrealistic, harmful belief that they’ll be homeowners one day’
A study from the University of Wiltz has confirmed what many parenting experts have warned about for years: giving girls dollhouses may lead them to believe that they will eventually be able to afford a home. “It’s fine to give girls toys like Barbies and rocket ships because there is indeed a chance they’ll become […]
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