While many humans have been deterred from visiting Luxembourg this summer due to the incessant rain, the number of visits by gastropod tourists has skyrocketed, say delighted officials.  In total, more than 54 million snails and slugs have visited Luxembourg in just the last two weeks alone, which represents an increase of nearly 3000 percent […]

A Luxembourg woman in search of a summer holiday resort for her family has taken up the task with the intellectual vigor of a professor of ancient languages carefully examining newly discovered texts that might illuminate fundamental truths about human nature.  The 39-year-old mother casually offered to take over the job of choosing a hotel […]

As most residents of the Grand Duchy prepare for their annual migration to southern coasts, many are struck by the horrifying realization that they have failed to develop a beach body. Not to worry, because increasingly, savvy beachgoers are choosing to turn into crabs for their summer holidays. Not only is it a great way […]

After spending more than three weeks away from his scarf while vacationing in Italy, a Luxembourg City man has decided that it is time to put it back on, citing what he calls “a slight morning chill.” Jean de Laine denies that he has an emotional or psychological reliance on “Chuck” – the nickname he […]