Admitting that it is insensitive to continue holding the annual Schueberfauer on sacred ground without honoring those entombed below it, officials have unveiled a statue of a financial services professional that will become a permanent feature of the fair.  The statue, called the Unknown Portfolio Manager, is located between the Jean La Gaufre stand and […]

Officials in Luxembourg are setting up a warning system to alert authorities, vendors, and innocent bystanders when someone attempts to put ketchup or other unauthorized condiments on their Gromperekichelcher. The Gromperekichelchen, a fried potato cake that is often served at Christmas markets and other outdoor events, is considered a national treasure and has a special […]

As part of an effort to expedite the process of reassimilation, holidaymakers returning to the country via Luxembourg Airport are being greeted with a bucket of cold water in the face.  The cold water is part of a new temporary program dubbed “Letz Be Real” which employs around a dozen staff members who target returning […]

A man known to defend the weather in Luxembourg whenever anyone complains about it only does so because he is actually a snail, it has been revealed.  For years, Ben Ouze has refused to join in when others lament the rain, even when it goes on for weeks – much to the annoyance of those […]