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‘Amazing final episode,’ say those forced to endure ‘Game of Thrones’ fans for 8 years

People who’ve never become obsessed with the “Game of Thrones” series, either because they have real-world hobbies or because they know dragons aren’t real, are expressing delight after hearing that Sunday’s final episode left fans feeling betrayed and miserable. “I don’t care about the Stark family and their war with the direwolves,” said one Luxembourg […]

Newcomers warned against accidental exposure to Eurovision

Luxembourg officials are warning about a potentially strong outbreak of the Eurovision Song Contest this year, and they are advising newcomers — particularly those from other continents who’ve never seen the contest — to avoid being accidentally exposed to Saturday night’s televised final. “One moment you’re flipping through channels looking for a good action movie […]

Luxembourg commuters get their own dating app

Loneliness is a real issue in the Grand Duchy. Residents bemoan the lack of human interaction, and with increased commute delays, people have little time to find a mate. Newly formed development house Art(e)Phish.AL are set to change all that with their brand-new dating app CommuterLove, designed especially for Luxembourg commuters who spend most of […]

Beyond breastfeeding: other notable expulsions from Luxembourg museum

Last weekend, a breastfeeding mother was asked to leave a certain Luxembourg City museum because she and her baby were breaking the museum’s “no food and drinks” rule. What are some other notable expulsions from the museum? In 1999, staff members escorted out a seven-year-old boy who was visiting the museum with his class. When […]