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900-year-old Melusina found living in Luxembourg water treatment plant

BEGGEN — An interspecies creature thought to have died long ago has been found alive and well, currently residing in a Luxembourg water treatment facility. Melusina, the half-human, half-fish creature whose life was widely chronicled during the medieval period, was spotted on Tuesday by a sanitation worker who initially mistook her for a large salamander. […]

Luxembourg rock concert leads to uncontrolled head bobbing

LUXEMBOURG-VILLE — A rock concert descended into chaos on Saturday night as hundreds of crazed audience members began bobbing their heads in unison with the music, leading to panic among staff and dozens of reported neck injuries. Witness Jasmine Grier, 31, was at the Siren’s Call music festival when around 10 p.m. the band MGMT […]

Adult woman hides from boss at supermarket

KIRCHBERG – A visit to a supermarket on Thursday evening turned into a real-life spy movie for an office worker after she spotted her boss in the vegetable section.  Compliance officer Mallory Castor, 29, was inspecting cabbages at Auchan when she saw Frank Dubuque, for whom she has worked since 2018. Even though the two […]

Opinion: Fireworks, again? By Grand Duke Henri

Thanks everyone for coming out tonight to celebrate my birthday. It means a lot that all 184,394 of you are here, and please, if you’d like a drink, help yourselves. We’ve got a few thousand bottles of crémant in the cellar, and Guillaume drove back from Diekirch this afternoon with a bunch of beer. Her […]